You’re not a man but just a human ATM

🐷Paypiggy! Are you there? Your Mistress requires what she deserves! So get out your credit card and better have a high limit… Because it is actually not your credit card, you’re just holding it for me and all the money is mine. All your paychecks are mine, you just work and breathe for me, because I need a lot of things: New shoes, clothes, holiday, another house… So what are you waiting for, buy it for your Mistress and make me happy!